ABC announces cast of Sing Your Face Off including John Barrowman.
After explaining why Capt. Jack is hosting, somebody please explain why Darrel Hammond is a judge and Jon Lovitz is a contestant.

CMT orders new reality series starring Dog the Bounty Hunter.
No date has been given as to when the N-word will first be used.

Ricky Gervais' Derek to premiere on Netflix in September.
The series, starring Karl Pilkington as a nursing home employee, is perfect for people who thought The Office & Extras was too upbeat.

NBC BREAKS GROUND IN LATE NIGHT, Arrested Development, S.H.I.E.L.D.

In a stunning move, NBC has hire a white, sarcastic male to host a late night show.
ABC gives you very little of "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." and you'll like it. 
Ok, Here's a bit more. Get ready for people not able to program the show on their DVR because of the S.P.E.L.L.I.N.G. Arrested 
Development trailer!
What? No Jon Hamm?